WILL THE PERSON I'M CALLING BE ABLE TO HEAR ME?
No, you'll be completely anonymous, they wont hear a thing!

 WILL THEY KNOW IT'S ME IN ANY WAY?
Absolutely not, no information about you is given to your 'Victim' at any time. Not even MI5 would find out! (Unless you've misbehaved!)

 WHO IS SPEAKING TO MY VICTIM?
We use professional actors to perform the prank calls, so technically they're talking to the actor. However the computer decides what to say!

 DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE LIST BEFORE I PRESS A BUTTON?
No, you can select your character as soon as you know what you want!

 DO I HAVE TO INCLUDE THE NAME IN THE CALL?
No, this is purely optional and can be skipped easily. (Press 2)

 HOW REALISTIC ARE THEY?
Extremely, we use advanced speech recognition to listen to what your 'victim' says & responds accrodingly. Please try one on yourself and see!

You can do this in the sample studio ... when it asks you a question, try saying 'is this a wind up' ... or ... 'bog off' ... and see what happens!

 AM I STILL CHARGED IF I HANG UP AND THE 'VICTIM' CARRIES ON?
No, as soon as you hang up the phone, the charging stops.